ASBO Glamour Brings New Meaning to Jail Bait
We all shook our judgemental heads when Jermaine Pennant became the first professional footballer to play a Premiership match while wearing an electronic tag. There were boos and jeers from the terraces as he took to the pitch in 2005 for Birmingham City after being convicted and jailed for a drink driving offence.
What we forgot was that electronic tag or no, Jermaine Pennant still had to go to work. Footballers have a reputation for brawling in bars and clubs and crashing expensive motorcars, so it’s no surprise that many of these working class lads sometimes have a tendency to go off the rails.
It is a surprise however, to see a glamour model going about her business wearing an electronic tag.
This photo of American glamour model Laeann Amos (censored by me) was recently posted to TwitPic via Twitter by @KemoDaTruth. It was quickly removed but not before I made a copy, for professional reasons of course. Ahem.
Behind the glamorous façades, the exquisite make-up and luxurious haute couture it can be so very easy to forget that a lot of these girls are more road than Google Maps. Which is why it was an eyebrow raiser to see this image.
I wasn’t shocked by its soft pornography, oh lord no – I used to be a fan of this chick (though not ever having known her name until now). No, I was rattled by the electronic tag she’s wearing. I mean, is this life?
In all honesty, I’m not so big a fan that I follow the lives of glamour models, I barely follow the personal lives of anybody famous actually, but I had no idea she had gone to prison as the tweet below suggests. Fair enough, life gets in the way of our best laid plans and any one of us could end up with an electronic tag somehow. I suppose.
So yeah, a girl’s gotta work, I get it. But damn! Couldn’t she at least get them to airbrush the tag out? You know, the way they did with her excess fat, stretch marks and uneven tones? Or is that the point?
I’m still shaking my head. What kind of world are we living in when men have to jerk off looking at images of airbrushed ex cons? Brings a whole new meaning to jail bait, doesn’t it? KMT
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LOL at the bath water comment BUT on a serious note. The young lady presumably has done her time so we can’t cuss her for making living. What we do need to look at is the angle in which the ‘creative’ team are going with this picture. Are they suggesting that there is something sexy about having a tag, feeding into the bad girl image? In some ways I feel that this picture is glamorising crimes and this concerns me.
I hope this was meant to be sexy jail porn otherwise it’s a bloody disgrace. Could she not have at least hid the bulky part and made it look like an ankle bracelet?
She has a nice ass though lol
It’s the dirty water that gets me the most…
Eeerr….What can I say?! Not my sort of thing but I suppose there are worse ways to earn a living! She doing what she does best even though she has taken a knock! I say fair play to her!
P.S. Can I have a copy of that picture (uncensored) for *ahem* future reference?
Not much to say, but I suppose a girl’s gotta eat……..*Shakes head*